Posts by Rob the Slob

  • The Official Christmas Thread, 2016

    Don't forget the coon ass version.


    Twas the night before Christmas an' all t'ru de house,
    Dey don't a ting pass Not even a mouse.
    De chirren been nezzle good snug on de flo',
    An' Mama pass de pepper t'ru de crack on de do'.



    De Mama in de fireplace done roas' up de ham,
    Sit up de gumbo an' make de bake yam.
    Den out on de by-you dey got such a clatter,
    Make soun' like old Boudreau done fall off his ladder.



    I run like a rabbit to got to de do',
    Trip over de dorg an' fall on de flo'.
    As I look out de do'in de light o' de moon,
    I t'ink, "Mahn, you crazy or got ol' too soon."



    Cux dere on de by-you w'en I stretch ma'neck stiff,
    Dere's eight alligator a pullin' de skiff.
    An' a little fat drover wit' a long pole-ing stick,
    I know r'at away got to be ole St.Nick.



    Mo' fas'er an' fas'er de' gator dey came
    He whistle an' holler an' call dem by name:
    "Ha, Gaston! Ha, Tiboy! Ha, Pierre an' Alcee'!
    Gee, Ninette! Gee, Suzette! Celeste an'Renee'!



    To de top o' de porch to de top o' de wall,
    Make crawl, alligator, an' be sho' you don' fall."
    Like Tante Flo's cat t'ru de treetop he fly,
    W'en de big ole houn' dorg come a run hisse's by.



    Like dat up de porch dem ole 'gator clim!
    Wit' de skiff full o' toy an' St. Nicklus behin'.
    Den on top de porch roof it soun' like de hail,
    W'en all dem big gator, done sot down dey tail.



    Den down de chimney I yell wit' a bam,
    An' St.Nicklus fall an' sit on de yam.
    "Sacre!" he axclaim, "Ma pant got a hole
    I done sot ma'se'f on dem red hot coal."



    He got on his foots an' jump like de cat
    Out to de flo' where he lan' wit' a SPLAT!
    He was dress in musk-rat from his head to his foot,
    An' his clothes is all dirty wit' ashes an' soot.



    A sack full o' playt'ing he t'row on his back,
    He look like a burglar an' dass fo' a fack.
    His eyes how dey shine his dimple, how merry!
    Maybe he been drink de wine from de blackberry.



    His cheek was like a rose his nose a cherry,
    On secon' t'ought maybe he lap up de sherry.
    Wit' snow-white chin whisker an' quiverin' belly,
    He shook w'en he laugh like de stromberry jelly!



    But a wink in his eye an' a shook o' his head,
    Make my confi-dence dat I don't got to be scared.
    He don' do no talkin' gone strit to hi work,
    Put a playt'ing in sock an' den turn wit' a jerk.



    He put bot' his han' dere on top o' his head,
    Cas' an eye on de chimney an' den he done said:
    "Wit' all o' dat fire an' dem burnin' hot flame,
    Me I ain' goin' back by de way dat I came."



    So he run out de do' an, he clim' to de roof,
    He ain' no fool, him for to make one more goof.
    He jump in his skiff an' crack his big whip,
    De' gator move down, An don' make one slip.



    An' I hear him shout loud as a splashin' he go,
    "Merry Christmas to all 'til I saw you some mo'!"

  • Conservative Politics & Daily Events Discussion

    Quote from Bill Martin

    We're safe now - he can't even use one of his stupid executive orders now. Unfortunately, this wont be the swan song for Obama. He WILL NOT be classy like Bush and drop out of the public eye. Betcha he will be EVERYWHERE trying to preserve his dismal legacy!!

    @Bill Martin your right. He is gonna stay in DC and be the Grand Community Organizer. Every time Trump and his administration try to change something he is near and dear to he will go to the liberal news media and get them to make Trump the bad guy. Trump will have to fight for everything. Hopefully the people will be smart enough to see what's going on.

  • Photos of Slingshots on Location

    Quote from Bill Martin

    Had a good day today!! Weather beautiful and rode with one of my new Slingshot brothers @Rob the Slob . Another fairly new owner who is gonna fit in the family like a glove!!

    We had a great day today. Got to meet @Bill Martin and his wonderful bride Angie. We drove each others Slings just to compare. Now it looks like I am going to have a great Christmas from Santa 'cause I gotta have the short shifter, the hood hinges, the sway bar, the adjustable shocks and some new tires. I hope the wife, kids and grandkids understand. I will tell them it is Bill's fault.

  • Coolant Tank Failure

    Quote from Bill Martin

    Well mine is gonna be CHROME with a site glass so mine will be cooler cause everything is better with chrome :D:00008235::00008356:

    Bill you know that chrome wont get you home. I am worried about our ride tomorrow...... gonna be sunny and I can't find my Ray Charles sunglasses to protect my eyes from all that chrome. :00008172:

  • I have a MAJOR problem!

    Quote from MiM

    Ah! That looked amazing! So would a supercharger have the same get up and go at those speeds?

    Mim, when we get a chance to meet each other I will gladly let you drive mine. But fair warning.... you better have the money saved because this supercharger is freakin awesome.