When I went to register the name of the boat with the Coast Guard..the lady I spoke with was at least 200 years old. I told her I wanted to name the boat "WET PUSSY"
I explained that the boat is a CATamaran and it is in the water...hence the name WET PUSSY. She says to me..
"Sir you can not name your vessel WET PUSSY"
I ask her why not..
She says...
"What if you break down and call for help and the distress call is...We have WET PUSSY stranded at coordinates **********?
My response....
"I'm sure I wouldn't have to wait long for help to arrive"
Needless to say the name of the boat ended up being STRAY CAT!