Good to hear, hopefully a quick and good recovery 🙏🙏
Posts by mytoy
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Happy birthday 🎁🎈🎂
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I got my new PA license plate and I love it😂
The first three letters are “MFY” so I don’t have to say it 😃😃
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A blonde wanted to try out ice fishing. She went out and purchased all the gear she would need and headed to a local spot to try to catch some fish.
She went out onto the ice with her gear and after getting comfy on the stool, she started to cut a circular hole in the ice as she had seen on the internet. As she was cutting, she heard a voice from the heavens speak out, saying, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
The blonde was startled. She stood up and looked around but saw no one. Cautiously, she moved a little further out onto the ice and set up in a different spot. She sipped some hot chocolate from her thermos and then started cutting another hole. Again, the voice called out, seemingly from all around her.
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"
Now feeling quite scared and starting to get a bit frustrated, she moved all the way to the far end of the ice and laid out all her gear, sat upon her stool and started cutting another hole. Right away, the heavenly voice boomed out, this time louder than ever, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!".
She jumped off her stool and looked all around her. She shouted to the heavens, "IS THAT YOU, LORD?"
The voice answered, "NO. THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE SKATING RINK. THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
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I think she brings me my beers 🍻
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A woman tries getting on a bus, but realizes her skirt is too tight. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, but only to discover that she couldn't.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.
After becoming quite frustrated and embarrassed, she once again attempted to unzip her skirt more in order to allow more leg room to get on the first step of the bus.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus,
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
The Texan smiled and drawled "Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times I kinda figured we were friends.
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I installed an amplifier and a subwoofer underneath my seat, I can feel it 😂
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I got even worse news from the dealer's mechanics. Without tearing into the engine, the codes and how it ran relayed to Polaris, it needs a new engine. A new one from Polaris and labor to install will run about $10,600. I don't know about any of you guys, but I can't put that much into this Slingshot. I asked about a salvage engine and I was told that they would see if they could find a less expensive engine to replace it.
They have a 2017 Sling, blue, with 22,223 miles for $18,249. I'm seriously considering buying that one and letting the bank repo mine. I know my credit score would take a big hit, but I can't see having over $40,000 in my 2016 Slingshot. I remember seeing a link to a salvage yard that has Slingshot engines. Could somebody help me out and let me know the name of that company?
Thanks for the help.try to contact Dave@ddm he maybe able to help .
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I LIKE PIZZA!
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That's awesome Deiter. How is Barbie doing these days? Has she continued to improve with her mobility?
Thanks for asking, in the house she gets around without her wheelchair, and when we go shopping she uses the wheelchair like a walker and if she gets tired she can sit down and rest for a bit.
So yes she improved and is pushing her self 👍👍
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A picture of a drug sniffing dog after going into the White House 😂😂
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I love my new neighbors, they are not just pleasant they’re also very caring. As most know my Barbie is somewhat handy caped so lifting heavy stuff is not possible, but my new neighbors said get out of the way ❤️ plus one of them did bring this house warning gift. Can not get fresher than that
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I knew EJ is particularly German 🍺🍺👍👍
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I was wondering if that was German. I saw CCCP on the front of the sidecar. Isn't that Russia? I'd like to know more about this - especially that monster 12 cyl (?)
Yes CCCP was the Sowjet Union.
It may have ended up in Germany somehow “you know they’re nuts “I mean the Germans”😂😂😂
