Little ol lady sitting in a pew for revival listening to the visiting preacher...
He says, all of you that smoke those stinking cigarettes, cigars and pipes are sinners and headed to hell. She said, amen preacher, you tell them...
Preacher say, all you who drank that foul alcohol are sinners and doomed to hell. She say, amen, you sure can preach.
Preacher say, all you who dip that nasty snuff are hellbound too! She say, he done quit preaching and started meddling...
Seems legal sex would be preferable to the great northwest where heroin is pretty much legal with hopheads shooting up on the courthouse steps... just saying...the country ain't going to hell, it's been here for a while.
But as I mentioned earlier, Old Joe is gonna save us!