Dear Friends:
I have the distinguished honor of being a member of theCommittee to raise $50,000,000 for a monument to Hillary R. Clinton.
We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until wediscovered there
was not enough room forher two faces.
We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in theWashington, D.C. Hall
of Fame. We were in aquandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place itbeside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, nor beside BarackObama, who never told the truth, because frankly, Hillary never could tell
the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus,the greatest
Democrat of them all. Heleft not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not knowwhere he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all onsomeone else's money ... magnificent to say the least !
Thank you,
The Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee
P.S.: The Committee has raised $2.16 so far. Actually, somebody donated
$1,000,000 but did itthru the Clinton Foundation. The Foundation sent the $2.16 on to us with theClinton family keeping the balance for 'administrative expenses' .
Thanks
