Some Funny Comics I recently received in emails
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From NextDoor.com
l asked my boss for a raise because 3 companies are after me. He asked me which ones?
I replied: gas, water and electric.
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Little Red Riding-hood was walking through the woods one day when she was approached by the big bad wolf. He barked out, "I'm going to EAT you"
To which she replied, "damn, why doesn't anybody fuck anymore?"
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I recently sold a lawnmower as a vegan harvester…….got triple my money
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Something you don't see everyday
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Nothing to it if you have done it all of your life. Just make sure that the power is turned off, even if you have to throw the main switch.
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Nothing to it if you have done it all of your life. Just make sure that the power is turned off, even if you have to throw the main switch.
My Uncle was an electrician and loved to tell the story how my Dad was trying to mount some curtain rods in our new home and asked for someone to turn off the floor lamp because it was shining in his eyes and he couldn't see. The part my Uncle enjoyed the most was telling how 4-year-old me cut the cord and after being thrown across the room (his words), I cried out that it had bitten me! That story would have him ROFL.
He also had a co-worker who started growing a full beard and my Uncle told him he liked the beard because it gave him a hard-on seeing a hole with all that curly hair around it. The guy showed up the next day clean-shaven!