Some Funny Comics I recently received in emails
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Thanks EjFord ! I've personally been an asshole since grade school. I earned this at age 11:
I have been too, but didn't get full recognition until later in life...
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Here's your sign
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FINALLY !! Somebody benefits from those freakin masks
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Motherhood, expectations vs reality... The lady in these photos makes spoofs of all the glam we are so used to seeing.
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Waking up in the morning.. TV/Hollywood vs reality.
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When you show up in your new RV that gets .5 MPG.... but it has solar...
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Usually, all 3 at the same time.
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Saw this on NextDoor -
Hello?” “Hi honey this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?”
“No Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.”
After a brief pause, Daddy says, “But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.”
“Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.”
Brief Pause. “Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.”
“Okay Daddy, just a minute.”
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. “I did it Daddy.”
“And what happened honey?” he asked.
“Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn’t moving at all!”
“Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?”
“He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I he isn’t moving either.”
Long Pause
Longer Pause
Even Longer Pause
Then Daddy says, “Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?”
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Yeah, I skipped school, who needs what they teach you anyway.....