Some Funny Comics I recently received in emails
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Some of theses seem familiar, so I hope they haven't already been posted.
From my Funnies Pusher - -
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From my Funnies Pusher -
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How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other side.
I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music? The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu - you get what you deserve.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday, but couldn't find any.
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today? I don't know and don't really care.
I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population? Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought: “That’s the last thing I need!”
Need an ark? I Noah guy.
Sleeping comes so naturally to me. I could do it with my eyes closed.
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur? A Thesaurus.
You’re not completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example.
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m okay.
Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap.
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. -
Every time I order any Slingshot parts....
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I got this pic in an email from an author I follow -
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Fore good looking young ladies.
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If she needs glasses, do we end up calling her 8 eyes?
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You activated it with a quick smack up the back side of the head (at least my dad did).
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You activated it with a quick smack up the back side of the head (at least my dad did).
My dad just gave an order. Because when my dad gave an order, you followed the order. Otherwise you were likely to get a quick smack upside the head.
In my opinion this is where we've gone wrong. The fear of a good beating made me follow LOTS of rules! Still do fifty years later...(Mom was no pushover either!).
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My dad just gave an order. Because when my dad gave an order, you followed the order. Otherwise you were likely to get a quick smack upside the head.
In my opinion this is where we've gone wrong. The fear of a good beating made me follow LOTS of rules! Still do fifty years later...(Mom was no pushover either!).
Now following a different young lady's suggestions.
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Now following a different young lady's suggestions.
Yes. She recently 'suggested ' a new kitchen. Soooo...
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Yes. She recently 'suggested ' a new kitchen. Soooo...
Hopefully, she is not questioning your organizational skills...