Some Funny Comics I recently received in emails
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She bit on my worm.
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Now that's just mean....
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Saw this on NextDoor -
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A guy comes home drunk late one night and his wife meets him at the front door. She yells at him and says "This is the last time you're going to do this. Go pack your bags and get out of here."
So he staggers into the bedroom and packs a few things into a small bag and heads toward the front door. She's still there and as he walks out the door, she says "I home you have a slow painful death."
He stops in his tracks and looks back at her and replies, "So, you want me back?"
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More Funnies from my pusher -
The first one reminds me of a fellow US Army NCO who told stories of sitting on his father's knee while his Dad told him about shoting down the darned American planes in WWII. Of course, this was before his Father immigrated to the US and became an American citizen!
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ouch!
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It is my understanding that the Autodrive is just the standard transmission that is shifted using a hydraulic pump system. This is one of the things Polaris wanted to replace when the shifting into neutral was happening. It wasn't it was the software and the computer was just getting confused. So my shift points are done by the computer and not my foot and right hand. This work fine for me and I like it. I used to be able to shift my 58 Chevy standard tran with out the clutch by hitting the shift points just right.
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It is my understanding that the Autodrive is just the standard transmission that is shifted using a hydraulic pump system. This is one of the things Polaris wanted to replace when the shifting into neutral was happening. It wasn't it was the software and the computer was just getting confused. So my shift points are done by the computer and not my foot and right hand. This work fine for me and I like it. I used to be able to shift my 58 Chevy standard tran with out the clutch by hitting the shift points just right.
My 49 Chevy was like that. Going from 1st to 2nd to 3rd was easy.
3rd to 2nd to 1st was very touchy. "Grind me off a pound while you're at it!."
But, it was a 49 Chevy, so who cared? If you carried a rusty vise grips, a coat hanger or some No 9 wire and a roll of black tape, you could always get home.
When my Alzheimer's kicks in, I'm going back there!!!
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It is my understanding that the Autodrive is just the standard transmission that is shifted using a hydraulic pump system. This is one of the things Polaris wanted to replace when the shifting into neutral was happening. It wasn't it was the software and the computer was just getting confused. So my shift points are done by the computer and not my foot and right hand. This work fine for me and I like it. I used to be able to shift my 58 Chevy standard tran with out the clutch by hitting the shift points just right.
It is a joke.... I have one of the first Autodrives sold in Colorado and I like it also. It is just like driving a smart car... same transmission setup. I also had a 2019SLR and could shift that without the clutch also.... My 68 Firebird was a 4 on the floor and that would shift in all gears except 4th without the clutch....
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Lots of articles about the history of the AutoDrive transmission here -
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Thanks there was some good info there. Looks like there is a lot of stuff that could fail unlike the standard tranny.
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Who doesn't like smashing pumpkins?