Years ago I had a guy working for me who would come in late and leave early to balance out the day.
Some Funny Comics I recently received in emails
-
-
Yup...lol where do I sign up?
-
A guy I worked with retired from the shipyards having I petty high up job and a lot of knowledge they needed they paid him his retirement and his normal wages every month as a consultant. He went in once a pay period to make the consultant fee.
-
Yup...lol where do I sign up?
Yep, I once reported to process for a deployment at 1800 hours (6 p.m.) so I was awake for the day and my chalk took a few hours to process (hurry up and wait). Had an 18 hour flight on a fully loaded KC135. No sleep there as anyone who has traveled on a fully loaded military aircraft knows. As I was getting off the aircraft I was approached and informed I needed to proceed directly to an in process briefing then take my bags and unpack as I would be reporting to night shift that night (12 hour shift) in a few hours. All said and done it was 52 hours awake.
-
-
Don't even want to see what you do to a loaded potato.
-
-
-
-
-
-
Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown.
She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.
"Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?"
The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out "352!"
He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep.
"I'll take this one," she says proudly. "It's the cutest!"
"Hey lady," says the shepherd, "if I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?" -
Need some help....
-
Ever consider one of the quad conversions?
-
-
Seemed like we never got lost either....
-
Seemed like we never got lost either....
That was my house.
-
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.
She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.
The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car'
'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.
The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years'
'I remember that, too' she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today."
-
-