Good evening, my Brothers and Sisters. This evening, Heaven welcomed it's newest member...Mr. Robert Payne, affectionately known as Rob the Slob. Just a few moments ago, Rob succumbed to his long fought battle with cancer. Details are still a little sketchy, but all I know is we have lost a great person this evening. His wonderful wife Luann just called my wife to let her know that he was gone. I'm taken aback by all of this, but as soon as I am able, I will pass on as much information as she allows. For now, say a little prayer for the both of them. Hold you loved ones just a little bit tighter tonight. And don't forget to them how much you love them.
The world is a little bit more lonelier tonight.