I'm sure we've all been there... you're out in your slingshot, and somebody pulls an asshat maneuver. After you're done swearing, you just wish a cop was nearby to pick the bastard off.
Left for work at 6 this morning, county Sheriff pulled out behind me just a mile from home; dang it! Sheriff followed me at least 10 miles, clenching the whole way, staring at the speedometer, trying to be good! (Down, Ruby! Good girl!)
About a mile from work, rolling through a green light, some sleepy yokel in a pickup rolls through the yield sign and I have to swerve to avoid getting T-boned! Less than 30 sec later, flashing blue lights erupt as my pickup pal gets stopped for failure to yield!
I don't often arrive to work at 6:30 am with a big smile on my face, but today was a happy exception!
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