MAYHEM IN THE MOUNTAINS (Fri, Sep 13th 2019, 10:42 am - Sun, Sep 15th 2019, 11:42 am)

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OK in honor of this epic event I just went to the Verizon store and got me a spanking new phone.

Yes ladies and gentleman

Drum Roll Please

Yes that is right Macaws now has

Wait you will not believe this

But it is a 4G Kyocera Flip phone!

Eat your heart out FunCycle

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That is the same one that I got when my other flip took a dump. So I beat you to it. But no one knows how to get the net on it.

I think there were 8 Slings for the ride this afternoon. We also had someone that developed a new dance for the day. Bu11sh1t has the video as soon as he figures out how to post it.

We be seeing ya'll Friday work permitting. Some family members(Adam &Brandy Green) with a sling called "Ripley" should get there early enough Thursday evening to hang out with y'all a bit. Welcome them to the party!

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I just got off the phone with a couple of your riders there, and if you haven't seen their sling mods yet, you are in for a surprise.

Very jealous now that they didn't tell me, or I would have come up for it.

I know that's vague, hopefully someone will post pics of what I'm talking about.

Y'all have fun!

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You woulda been right at home here. We have your Texas heat here this week.

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Tim, Tonya and I are coming in tomorrow. She had a shot in her back today and we need to wait until she feels like driving, so not sure what time we are arriving!

We are going on a ride at 4pm Thursday and then showing up at dinner. You are welcome to join us. We launching from the dealer.

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YEP

In fact there was some othe old guy buyin one at the same time as me.

I see more flip phones at these events than I did when flip phones were in style.

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I just got off the phone with a couple of your riders there, and if you haven't seen their sling mods yet, you are in for a surprise.

Very jealous now that they didn't tell me, or I would have come up for it.

I know that's vague, hopefully someone will post pics of what I'm talking about.

Y'all have fun!

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First of all, there is still time. Come on. Still plenty of riding to do. Gonna ride this heat wave all week long. We hid in the mountains from the sun for hours yesterday.

I hope these are the pics you are looking for.

I've seen allot of Slingshot takeover pictures and videos. Well we took over Discount Tire yesterday.

Okay folks as this event starts to really take shape, I have copies of the flyer as well as turn by turn directions to every ride. The flyer takes allot of questions out of the event and keeps everybody up to speed. We all owe it to Designer (Marty). Thanks for taking the time and having unlimited patience in mapping the rides.

For those that haven't met me. I'm the Fat Guy in Bibs and my girlfriend is the woman yelling at the Fat Guy in Bibs. Make sure to get a flyer from me when you see me so you can be up to speed. All times and locations are on it except for the bonus ride on Saturday which I will cover in the riders meeting Saturday morning.

I will hand out turn by turn directions to each Sling or every other Sling before each ride. Gps won't save you on some of these rides.

Marty spent allot of time and effort on these. Take em. You might be glad you did.

Anybody get any pictures from Kurves and Kudzu yesterday? Didn't have my handy co-pilot with me last night. Post em if you did. Even post the bee sting dance.

If I ever get a chance to go in anybody's house that owns a flip phone, I'm going to look for a rear projection big screen tv.

On the 4pm ride today their will be an opportunity to for a stop to take this photo if anybody wishes.

This photo is for those that rode to White top yesterday. This is the view we would seen had the trees not been grown up so much.

Hello again,

Attached links are for planned Mayhem in the Mountains rides. You can send these maps to your phone or download for GPS as you wish. I would doubt that we will have good (any?) cell service on some of these roads. As Tim posted yesterday, he will have printed copies to hand out in the drivers meeting before each ride. We will be traveling today, please direct any questions to Tim. Looking forward to seeing everyone!

Friendship Motorsports to South Holston Dam (Friday am - return using same route)

https://goo.gl/maps/BW8FZB8mNDAEiuZg6

Friendship Motorsports to Shady Valley Country Store (Saturday am)

https://goo.gl/maps/XJkM9uNyowVNUeFj9

Shady Valley Country Store to Friendship Motorsports (Saturday return option 1)

https://goo.gl/maps/GoUEDBQSYyVW9gQr6

Shady Valley Country Store to Back of the Dragon Store ((Saturday return option 2)

https://goo.gl/maps/X4w6VwReXYLuRfUh7

Back of the Dragon to Friendship Motorsports (option 2 continued)

https://goo.gl/maps/FneSc8nYayVgy4Db9

Frinedship Motorsports to Golden Corral (Sunday am)

https://goo.gl/maps/rxjerpGYzQXsVGoU

regards, Marty and Cathy

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First of all, there is still time. Come on. Still plenty of riding to do. Gonna ride this heat wave all week long. We hid in the mountains from the sun for hours yesterday.

I hope these are the pics you are looking for.

Yes sir, talked with them for about an hour last night on the phone. Oh, and MACAWS it wasn't no damned flip phone, both modern iPhones and the quality was outstanding

If all goes according to plan, I’ll easily make the 4pm ride (heading out at noon... ETA: 3pm)

See y’all soon...

Everybody. Gift Bags will be handed out at the beginning of the ride Saturday. Anybody know why these are perfect gift bags?

Hello. Check the color. Lime Squeeze is perfect .

Quote from 123hotdog

First of all, there is still time. Come on. Still plenty of riding to do. Gonna ride this heat wave all week long. We hid in the mountains from the sun for hours yesterday.

I hope these are the pics you are looking for.

I see rear protection plates behind those quad conversions. Who are those guys?

I know, but I'm not saying, was going to let them announce their own rides.