Now why would I, as a female, do my own mods when there are plenty of big, strong, testosterone-y guys out there to do it for me????
Oh wait, because I enjoy it.
If this thread is essentially a dick measuring contest, i'm pretty sure I can find a dildo big enough to beat all of y'all, so do we really want to go there?
Damnit, woman, get back in the kitchen! You're embarassing me in front of the guys!
Nah, no you aren't. That's epic. Well played. The lesson here is - don't leave an open shot Like that in the air for an ex-Navy engineer. You'll get punted every time.