Kentucky pickup lines
1) Did you fart? cuz you just blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to check youout.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself inem.
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store mynuts in yer
hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty'sonly a light
switch away.
Fat Penguin................... Sorry, I just wanted tosay something
that would break the ice.
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can makeyer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I thinkhe went
into this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleeptil'
afternoon.
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think ofit my nuts
tighten up.
