• A good accountant will tell you where to turn - based on where you've been...

    yes that is true @SlingLow that certainly is the goal, was just making fun , sorry if I offended anyone but from what Ive seen of most members on this forum they all have broad shoulders ! that's another thing that makes this forum so much fun eh !

  • I learned this story back in the day... :thumbup:



    One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro-Farad decided to
    seek out a cute coil to let him discharge.


    He picked up Milli-Amp and took her for a ride on his Megacycle. They
    rode across the Wheatstone Bridge, around the sine waves, and stopped
    in the magnetic field by a flowing current.


    Micro-Farad, attracted by Milli-Amp's characteristic curves, soon had
    her fully charged and excited her resistance to a minimum. He laid
    her on the ground potential, raised her frequency, and lowered her
    reluctance.


    He pulled out his high voltage probe and inserted it in her socket,
    connecting them in parallel and began short circuiting her resistance
    shunt. Fully excited, Milli-Amp mumbled, "OHM-OHM-OHM."


    With his tube operating at a maximum and her field vibrating with his
    current flow, it caused her shunt to overheat, and micro-Farad was
    rapidly discharged and drained off every electron.


    They fluxed all night trying various connections and sockets until
    his magnet had a soft core and lost all of its field strength.


    Afterwards, Milli-Amp tried self-induction and damaged her solenoids.
    With his battery fully discharged, MicroFarad was unable to excite
    his field, so they spent the rest of the night reversing polarity and
    blowing each other's fuses.


    THE END

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