Louise's Bar Open for Business...
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Words of wisdom regarding women from Sir William Golding:
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Exactly! Working to get mine extremely sharp. Should I ever have to stick my head up the boss's ass, I will gut that fool on the way out. -
Exactly! Working to get mine extremely sharp. Should I ever have to stick my head up the boss's ass, I will gut that fool on the way out.
Well, if he's like a lot of the bosses I've had, it's awfully crowded up there since his own head probably resides there...
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Imparting wisdom on today's youth.... @airoutlaw
Young man enters the break room with Top of his head neon pink. The sides and back revealed he was actually blonde...
Airoutlaw says, "Son, I don't know where you lost your cotton candy, but I know where it landed...."
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It seems the women are extremely quiet in their corner.
STORY TIME!
Husband and I were at work one night, not yet married but "fraternizing" on the clock nonetheless ... anywho, it was lunch time so I proceded to pull out a banana from my lunch bag and peeled its pretty yellow skin back, and began eating my lunch. He had a sandwich, and chips and was flipping through his phone.. nothing out of the ordinary happening....
I lift the banana to my mouth in time for him to say... " Whats a polite way for a woman to eat a banana? How bout a hotdog?"
I looked at him and said "what??" he said, "Well, a woman eating a banana, or a hotdog... you cant help but think about it..." To this day, I get embarrassed if I go to eat a banana or a hotdog in public....
Something to think about ladies, next time your chowing down on that sweet ripened banana or "bun sized" oscar meyer... some man is watching you... thinking...Well, of COURSE!!! Isn't that exactly why we DO eat bananas - and hot dogs - in public! Our small way to make men uncomfortable..... And to keep them entertained!
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Well, of COURSE!!! Isn't that exactly why we DO eat bananas - and hot dogs - in public! Our small way to make men uncomfortable..... And to keep them entertained!
YOU MY DEAR, given enough time on our own, would have me in the CATHOUSE! You bad girl you.....
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I had no idea men sexualized a poor girl trying to supplement her diet with fruit!! But now that ya mention it
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First ride of 2019!
59 degrees headed for 66 degrees... Been awhile.
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First ride of 2019!
59 degrees headed for 66 degrees... Been awhile.
Good Morning Guardian_Angel enjoy the ride. Wife and I were in Florida for a couple of weeks and got to ride a little. Steve take good care of the Angel.
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Good Morning Guardian_Angel enjoy the ride. Wife and I were in Florida for a couple of weeks and got to ride a little. Steve take good care of the Angel.
First ride of the year was actually a shakedown ride and a much needed ride for both of us. Replaced two mods and found one kink I need to work out.
And EjFord, I took good care of Guardian_Angel...
made her butt pucker a couple of times in the curves and only had to hit her vacuum release once so she could step out at one of the stops.
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First ride of the year was actually a shakedown ride and a much needed ride for both of us. Replaced two mods and found one kink I need to work out.
And EjFord, I took good care of Guardian_Angel...
made her butt pucker a couple of times in the curves and only had to hit her vacuum release once so she could step out at one of the stops.
Been pretty cold up this way and my Slingshot is in Lake Villa getting serviced and new shoes....We were in Florida for a couple of weeks in Jan and road about 1000 miles. Will you be coming to Maggie Valley?......
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Been pretty cold up this way and my Slingshot is in Lake Villa getting serviced and new shoes....We were in Florida for a couple of weeks in Jan and road about 1000 miles. Will you be coming to Maggie Valley?......
Fortunate ride today...
Next seven days forecasting rain.
Maggie Valley is always in the plans...
So, we shall see if it happens.
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I dont know whats wrong with me Loiuse.... I used to admonish negative posts, I used to try to refrain myself and my husband from hurting others feelings.....
But....
Somebody better call animal control...
Cause that mutt is about two fresh shits away from a dose of unadulterated, "take ol yellow behind the barn" kinda abuse.
Bless his pea picking heart....
Later Louise...
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I dont know whats wrong with me Loiuse.... I used to admonish negative posts, I used to try to refrain myself and my husband from hurting others feelings.....
But....
Somebody better call animal control...
Cause that mutt is about two fresh shits away from a dose of unadulterated, "take ol yellow behind the barn" kinda abuse.
Bless his pea picking heart....
Later Louise...
Psst! Guardian_Angel ! You know the investigators will find this post, right?
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