As an HR professional I am obligated to inform you that the snake is protected under a number of federal laws. After attaining a statement from the snake on being subjected to such offensive language, please suspend yourselves until completion of a thorough investigation.
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This is one in our yard last summer Eastern Fox snake. Just over 4 ft and 2" in diameter. Harmless as we have very few poisonous snake here. Tons of garter snakes, we can't cut our grass without running a few over by
mistake
OMG. I would never walk in your yard much less mow it.
The yard would become a forest... no wait..... I would move.
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And here I thought all the snakes were in Washington DC
I have seen threads that suck but this has gotta be the absolute worst!! @jorgebri60 - AINT NEVER COMIN TO VISIT YOUR OFFICE - that little bastard has brothers & sisters!!! COPPERHEADS in Maggie Valley
@KayTwo I never let the grass on 15 acres get over a 1/2" tall. I don't like spiders but SNAKES - no freakin way!! On another note
On closer inspection I think that used to be a former colleague
I'm at this point in the outage...
As an HR professional I am obligated to inform you that the snake is protected under a number of federal laws. After attaining a statement from the snake on being subjected to such offensive language, please suspend yourselves until completion of a thorough investigation.
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Well, the matter was dealt with humanely and he was returned (although a bit upset) to his stomping grounds so he and his/her siblings can continue harassing our San Antonio associates. 
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On the bright side, they do keep the mice population in check... 
On the bright side, they do keep the mice population in check...
Meet Curly, Moe, and Larry - they can move in to get away from a
snake
Meet Curly, Moe, and Larry - they can move in to get away from a
Sooooo, to get away, you're going to form a giant snake then?? 
Well, the matter was dealt with humanely and he was returned (although a bit upset) to his stomping grounds so he and his/her siblings can continue harassing our San Antonio associates.
You should have just dropped him into one of the toilets in the ladies room and filmed the action at the door
