Bacon supply safe despite plummeting pork reserves, council says :: WRAL.com
As a fat man in this country I think I will spend my weekend stockpiling bacon as the apocalypse is near.
World Ending = Bacon Supply Plummeting
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I found a solution to the problem
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The Baconator. 1# worth!
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When I heard we have a National cheese reserve in a cave somewhere (government cheese), I thought "that doesn't sound tasty at all". Where is our national bacon reserve being kept and how? I always thought these things were fresh. How are these things good for a couple weeks at the grocery store when they've been stored for years elsewhere?
I guess I need to start going to local farms for a gaurantee of freshness. 
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When I heard we have a National cheese reserve in a cave somewhere (government cheese), I thought "that doesn't sound tasty at all". Where is our national bacon reserve being kept and how? I always thought these things were fresh. How are these things good for a couple weeks at the grocery store when they've been stored for years elsewhere?
I guess I need to start going to local farms for a gaurantee of freshness. The National Bacon Reserve is located in Washington DC. Haven't you read about all the PORK in the National Budget?
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Bacon freedom device...
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Bacon freedom device...
He needs to quit playing with his food.
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You ever see the Epic Meal Time guys cook?
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Just in case you need something to wash down your bacon
