So, after much wait and anticipation, we (family and I), finally got our cookies from @sideseatdriver and @KayTwo and children!
First of all, awesome card and touch from Heather...
And then... Of course... The magical cookies! I got macadamia, cranberry oatmeal, and classic chocolate chip... 
We happened to have family visiting from out of town (my in-laws), and along with telling them the awesome story of this forum and the great people there are here, they had some cookies too! The old man actually stole the cranberry oatmeal bag! They left earlier today while I was at work... 
No worries though, because we really enjoy the macadamia and chocolate chip ones... 
Thank you again @sideseatdriver! I've pressured my wife now to try and attempt something that we can send you to get your container back. Just kidding about the pressure... She's been making some decent cupcakes, so we'll let you guys be the judge!
PS... I ate the bread... 
Love you guys! Merry Christmas!!!
