When I worked in municipal fire/ems, it was common to get the cat in the tree calls from time to time. I can guarantee what response to the caller will land you on the chief's carpet.
Have you ever seen a cat skeleton in a tree?
The caller wasn't amused as I was.
I was thinking it! ... may have even said it a couple of times also. 
When I worked in municipal fire/ems, it was common to get the cat in the tree calls from time to time. I can guarantee what response to the caller will land you on the chief's carpet.
Have you ever seen a cat skeleton in a tree?
The caller wasn't amused as I was.
Seems legit.....
No problem, Alpha sells a "cat delete"
Well, it's good to know that if anyone has a problem with a pussy, there are tons of people willing to offer advice. 
^^^ 
Well, it's good to know that if anyone has a problem with a pussy, there are tons of people willing to offer advice.
We all like to discuss food... 
Well, it's good to know that if anyone has a problem with a pussy, there are tons of people willing to offer advice.
I am sure that any advise I would give would just make matters worse!
Any word
Any word
I had to delete all of my responses to this picture because none of them were appropriate for a non-NSFW thread. So I'll just leave it with thank you for being willing to take such good care of a pussy. (unless this is photo of a pussy that you tied up and blindfolded, then it achieves a "HELL YES" comment)
He tore that pussy UP!!! 
Okay... @KayTwo... Lucky man...
Yes SIR. 
EEEEEEK!!!!!
I THINK I JUST SOILED MY PANTS!!!!
So much for going dark!!
I THINK I JUST SOILED MY PANTS!!!!So much for going dark!!
Really?!?
GIVE ME THAT VALVE COVER!!! 
Lol 
