This morning I had to throw out a fresh bag of bagels that my wife bought for me. When she questioned if I had eaten the whole package, i told her no, that I had to toss them in the trash. I told her they were covered with mold already and for her to never buy me any of that brand again. She then told me that it wasn't mold - she had bought me BLUEBERRY Bagels. I guess next time I'll buy my own groceries so I know what's in the fridge. Or else I'll make sure to wait until i'm FULLY awake before having breakfast in the future.
It's tough to tell the difference at 4:30 in the morning as you roll out of bed
