Here is a solution for anyone not using a smartphone

^^^ Now THAT $!#@% is funny as #e!!

1960s selfie:

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Hey, that is hitting just a lil too close to home!

Bill
(A flip-phone user)

Quote from wjfyfe

Hey, that is hitting just a lil too close to home!

Bill
(A flip-phone user)

I will second that motion...

Quote from EjFord

I will second that motion...

I will third that

I have one of those yellow handsets. They work really good. They even have a volume adjustment.

What is funny is going down the road with it propped on your shoulder taking on it.

Quote from rabtech

I have one of those yellow handsets. They work really good. They even have a volume adjustment.

What is funny is going down the road with it propped on your shoulder taking on it.

You must use it for show - you never answer the phone!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Ditto^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^