Move to Vermont now

Hey Dean, get ready for some company bro. I just heard that Vermont is looking for more people to move to your fine state. To help it reach it's goal, they are giving everyone $10,000 to make it happen. You'd get $5,00 in 2019, and another in 2020. How bad can it be to put up with all that cold and snow to get a free $10K? In case you're wondering - NO. I'm staying here where winter lasts a week and the average temps run in the 80's so riding days are limited to about 350 days per year

True, but I'll take my chances