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  • @SlingLow met a couple from Washington state this morning on the Dragon, they left with a motor home and a bike 2 weeks ago. She drives the motor home and he rides the bike. They were on the way to Cherry Point ,N.C. to see their son (ARMY) They have 3 more weeks before they have to be back home. Now that is a riding VACATION

  • @SlingLow met a couple from Washington state this morning on the Dragon, they left with a motor home and a bike 2 weeks ago. She drives the motor home and he rides the bike. They were on the way to Cherry Point ,N.C. to see their son (ARMY) They have 3 more weeks before they have to be back home. Now that is a riding VACATION


    These two, @FunCycle and company, showed up on my door step this afternoon at about 2:30. After chatting for a while the four of us headed to the local Chili’s for lunch followed by about 100 miles of sightseeing.


    We headed out Hwy 70 to Kingston then followed River Road to Watts Bar Dam (and the Nuc plants that Nuc’em seems attracted to). Then to Sweetwater, Louden and Vonore. Rode the back roads back to Lenoir City.


    Tomorrow, we ride again. Where? Darned if I know.



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    John
    '15 Nuc 'em 'til they glow orange
    '15 Ram 2500
    '16 Denali 289 RK
    '17 Mazda 3 HB


    :ORANGESS:


    SOG supporter

  • @SlingLow met a couple from Washington state this morning on the Dragon, they left with a motor home and a bike 2 weeks ago. She drives the motor home and he rides the bike. They were on the way to Cherry Point ,N.C. to see their son (ARMY) They have 3 more weeks before they have to be back home. Now that is a riding VACATION

    I hope to meet those folks! Did you get a name, social, zip code, mother's maiden name, home town, or anything else I can stalk them with?

    Remember folks - this isn't a rehearsal, this is The Show!8)

  • The Funniest Staff Meeting Ever!


    The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called aspontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (Thisis one pretty sharp boss!)
    When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits ofhaving fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have aquick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans.The only rule was they hadto use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured theessence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.

    About7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List..With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well foreveryone! The top 10 were:


    10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!


    9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.


    8. Viagra, like a rock!


    7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be thereovernight.


    6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.


    5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.


    4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.


    3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!


    2 Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
    And the unanimous number one slogan:



    1. This is your peepee... This is your peepee
    on drugs.

  • 11. Viagra is the best drug on the market, but it can be beat!

    Nobody gets outta here ALIVE

  • Well we had some wild thunderstorms ripped thru her and everything is to wet to run a mower or tractor on. So I figured I would fire up the weed wacker and trim the perimeter of the pond and tree line. 6 hours later things look pretty good, got some help from one of the local freeloaders, he works for corn. Did have on casualty a trophy size copper head who poked his head up out at exactly the wrong time, by the time I saw him it was too late.


    The more people I meet

    The more I love my Dog!

  • Had my little ride to Home Depot,Lowes and Harbor Freight looking for a storage box for all of the metric bolts that I have collected since owning the Slingshot. Found what I wanted at Home Depot. So I have been sorting out all bolt,nuts and washers and of course they are all shiny Stainless Steel. I also found out a couple of days ago that the socket head bolts at Fastenal already has smooth shoulders so they are shiny without having to polish.

  • A SNOWMAN STORY FOR THESE HOT SUMMER DAYS

    8:00 am I made a snowman.

    8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

    8:15 So, I made a snow woman.

    8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous
    chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

    8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could
    have been two snow men instead.

    8:22 The transgender ma..wom...person asked why I didn't just make one
    snow person with detachable parts.

    8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose,
    as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

    8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

    8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.

    8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended.

    8:42 The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the
    snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic
    role.

    8:43 The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

    8:45 TV news crew from the ABC shows up. I am asked if I know the
    difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

    9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic,
    sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult
    weather.

    9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social
    services.

    9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the
    street demanding for me to be beheaded.

    Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just a view of the world in
    which we live today, and it is only getting worse.

  • Did have on casualty a trophy size copper head who poked his head up out at exactly the wrong time, by the time I saw him it was too late

    GOOD, Not a snake fan....And there dangerous to...So the weed whacker won the battle :whistling::thumbsup:

    I Have No more toys, just memories.... :/

  • Went to a local car gathering that happens at burger joint on the first Friday of the month from March thru October in North Little Rock. About 200 wicked cars show up during the night with about another 300 people walking around looking. Great atmosphere. Better yet we met a group of six slingshots I had never seen. They have some sick rides we should soon be seeing on the forum.

  • Went to a local car gathering that happens at burger joint on the first Friday of the month from March thru October in North Little Rock. About 200 wicked cars show up during the night with about another 300 people walking around looking. Great atmosphere. Better yet we met a group of six slingshots I had never seen. They have some sick rides we should soon be seeing on the forum.

    Oh hell yeah! The best one is all of 'em. Nice representation from the Mustang crew!
    And the Goats.
    and the Vette.

    Remember folks - this isn't a rehearsal, this is The Show!8)