The story of Adam and Eve has been slightly modified....
This is the real story of them. Taken from the Bible but you need to read between the lines to get the accurate translation.
God created heaven and earth...he created the most beautiful place on earth. He called it paradise, the Garden of Eden.
As with any garden it was growing nicely, but there came a time when weeds started to grow and bushes, shrubs and trees needed pruned. Leaves need raked and fallen fruit picked up. So God created Adam to tend to the garden. Which by the way makes Adam the first Mexican.
As a typical hard worker he took to his job with abandon working many long hours to make God happy. There came a point when Adam became lonely. So God knocked him out, removed his rib and created Eve.
Adam was a typical man with a strong work ethic in order to provide for Eve and to continue to make a God happy. And Eve was a typical woman. Adam was working long hard hours day after day and Eve felt neglected. She couldn’t understand that Adam was doing all this to please her. Being a typical woman she started to look for different things to keep her occupied. She started looking over the garden gate toward the forbidden tree which God warned them to stay away from in no uncertain terms.
Still curiosity drove her to wander over there while Adam blindly toiled away unselfishly trying to make life wonderful for both of them. Eve became tempted by the Devil which was disguised as a beautiful brightly colored serpent. He promised her all kinds of wonderful things and flattered her with compliments, which she joyfully accepted. She became infatuated with the serpent.
Then the Bible claims she partook of the forbidden fruit which is described as an apple....now for clarity sake and to spare women and young children from the lurid details they lied. It was not an apple....it was a banana....that’s right she partook of the Devils banana just like a typical woman. Get the picture?
When God found out about Eves evil doings he became enraged and threw both her and Adam out of the garden of Eden. Banished forever.
So Here we have Eve living with hard working Adam who just wants to keep her happy. And not only that but they are living in the most beautiful and abundant place in the world. Paradise, the Garden of Eden.
Eve was not happy living in the most beautiful place on earth. She wasn’t happy having a wonderful hard working man. So she gave up everything to satisfy her “itch”
Now for the moral of the story.
This is why we have all the relationship problems today. They can all be traced back to Eve ....it’s in the Bible and the Bible doesn’t lie.
If Eve couldn’t be happy in the most beautiful place on earth and with a wonderful guy.....how on earth could any man ever make any woman happy? What can a mere mortal man give a woman that could even come close to living in the Garden of Eden, paradise by all accounts...
There is nothing a man can do or give a woman that can ever possibly make her completely happy. There is a snake with a banana (apple) around ever corner being eyeballed by every woman. The good men of earth have no chance..against such evil. So it is written.