for all the blonds

    One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, “Hey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count. The other kids could only count to three but I can count to ten….. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!”


    The mother responds, “Very good honey.” The blonde asks, “Is that because I’m a blonde mommy?” And the mother responds, “Yes dear.”


    Next day the blonde came home and went to her mother and said, “Today in school we learned our ABCs! The other kids could only get to D but I can get to K! …. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K!”


    The mother says, “Very good honey.” The blonde then asked. “Is that because I’m a blonde, Mommy?” The mother responds, “Yes dear.”


    The third day the blonde come home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy today in school we went swimming! But I was the only one who had breasts. Is that because I’m a blonde, Mommy?” 
And the mother responds, “No Honey, it’s because you’re twenty five.”


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    A husband and wife were enjoying a cup of coffee one morning when there was a knock at the door. The husband answered it and there was a blonde at the door who asked him if he had any work. He told her 'you can paint my porch for $100. There's all the paint and supplies you need out in the garage'. When he got back to the kitchen his wife asked who it was. 'Some blonde gal looking for work', he said, 'I told her she could paint the porch for $100'. '$100' his wife exclaimed, 'why honey, it's a country porch that goes all the way around the house! It will take her 3 days!' About 30 minutes later there was another knock at the door. The husband answered and there was the blonde who said, 'I'm all done! And by the way it's not a Porch, it's a Mercedes!

    Remember folks - this isn't a rehearsal, this is The Show!8)

    what do they call a smart blond?








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