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Market is down right now ....
Been gone for about a week...but I have a good reason...
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Umm....there's really not much of an actual *return,* unless you can get them to pro ball or high end modeling. Otherwise, the best thing you can really hope for is to get 'em off the home tit more or less by 18, and then hopefully some day they'll be the one changing your diapers.
you my friend have been doing it wrong then.....
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SELL IT NOW WHILE IT'S WORTH SOMETHING!!!!!! Don't make the same mistake/ Investment we did!!!!!!
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Great news! Another new contributor to America.
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Congratulations @Br4hm4 we had our first 4 months ago.
Things I learned:
1)What calmed him a half hour ago may never work again and surely won't work the very next time.
2)Don't give up on the swaddle, they may fuss for a couple minutes, but they give in.
3) Save your arms by bouncing with a yoga ball. Hold him in your arms, sit on the ball and let it do the bouncing.
4) Cloth diapers suck on newborns.Leaky.
5) Stick with Pampers disposable diapers. We've tried multiple other brands and are finally back to Pampers.
6) After 3-4 weeks old, He does not cry with me for more than 30 secs. It is all about finding a good mental stimulus. If what your doing doesn't work in 10 seconds, it isn't the answer. Did he eat in the last 2 hours? Is his diaper clean? Does he want belly time? Has he seen the kitchen, bedroom, living room... and had stuff pointed out to him since he's been awake? Does he want to do squats on you? Does he want to stand or try assitted walking?
7) My wife disagrees, but it's effective, I feel "If he's crying, he's awake, I will talk normal instead of whispering and do physical training with him. He's no longer turning red and screaming bloody murder as she tries to be quiet and coo him back to sleep". She disagrees with the tactic, not to its effectiveness.
8)Standing like Captain Morgan, sitting him on your knee facing away from you, bounce your leg and rub his belly in circles when he is fussy and seems to be trying to burp or crap. At 3-4 months deeper belly rubbing and squeezing works good.
9) My job is to calm him and/or wear him out. He will fall asleep a lot quicker on a woman's breasts than my chest.
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^^^ “He will fall asleep a lot quicker on a woman's breasts than my chest.”
We never really get over that, do we?
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And... Yoga balls ROCK!
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See its a womens fault we like breast! First thing they shove in our faces from birth.
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See its a womens fault we like breast! First thing they shove in our faces from birth.
And that's my story and I'm sticking to it..............
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When a man admires a woman's breasts it's really no different that when he stands in front of the wine cooler admiring all the fine wines knowing he going home with the one he always chooses.
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When a man admires a woman's breasts it's really no different that when he stands in front of the wine cooler admiring all the fine wines knowing he going home with the one he always chooses.
Another way of saying, “You can look at the menu but you gotta go home to order.”
Or,
