Scary situation with one of my Boys

    I tried to be an encouraging spouse for our first child and even went to the birthing classes with my Wife. One thing I wasn't prepared for was how the child's head can be compressed during the birth process. Our son is delivered and the doctors and nurses are complimenting his good looks and I'm thinking, "Holy Crap, he's ugly!" Fortunately, he grew up to be a fine-looking man.

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    When I got my vasectomy a couple years ago. We go in for the consultation. Everything is fine and we're by the reception desk finalizing insurance my appointment and allergies the office is big there are like 25 people working the phones nurses walking around. They had 3 doctors alone that worked out of this office. It's was a big urology center anyways as the doctor was saying by and asked if we had any questions he walked away and my wife yells hey doc when you do the vasectomy make sure not to cut any extra off hes small enough down there already and can't afford to loose anything else. You could hear a pin drop and the whole office just looked up at us both. I just smiled and looked over at her and said well played well played.


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    When we had our first kid. We were pretty laid back for first time parents. Honestly the baby doctor was like I can't handle you guys you take nothing serious. So my son comes sliding out and the doctors cleaning him off and getting ready to cut the cord. And I say everything look good he's like yep healthy baby boy. My wife's like let me see. He raises him up and shes like thank God I was scared he might be black. I was like holy crap and started laughing with the nurses. He was not amused

    holy shit batman :00007991:

    Is not that I am mean, I just don't sugarcoat what I say.

    I also plastic wrapped her parents masterbathroom toilet while we were dating. Her dad pissed all over the ground and his feet while using it in the dark. That was a good one. Her parents only knowing me for like 6 months asked her if there was something mentally wrong with me.

    I could go on and on. When we were engauged her parents left town I got all her dad's work pants and had the legs shortened about 4 inches. It's was like 6 pairs of pants. He was not very happy. Luckily he owns his own business and worked out the pant situation when he came back the following Monday morning when he was getting ready for work. I honestly don't know how he didn't put a gun I to my head as much as I tormented him and my mother in law.

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    Mytoy I believe the Lord only gives us what he thinks we can handle. I'm so glad everything is ok and hope my stories put a smile on your face and some joy in your heart. Love you buddy.

    @chad warren yes you did put a few smiles on my face, you are another proof why I liove our Forum. Also Thank's to sidetrack me. <3:saint::thumbsup::thumbsup:

    Do not resent growing old. Many are denied.... The Privilege :REDSS: :SUPERCHARGERSS: : :HEADERSS: : :COILOVERSS: Wycked hitch





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    My wife was pretty quiet and on the conservative side when we meet. She was a Baptist school girl. I've really loosened her up and showed her it's ok to laugh at yourself and be the butt of your own jokes. We are a good mix.

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    Dieter --- glad things are moving in a positive direction...

    And Chad good to hear from you...was concerned for a while.


    There is nothing more powerful than faith family and friends when faced with difficult times. So happy everything worked out my friend! Now...go Slinging and enjoy the beautiful colors!



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    I also have a cyst on my undercarriage and the Dr said they will watch it for 6 months to see if it grows or is just going to stay the same size but in 6 months he will make a decision. Said it came from riding on crap a$$ seats with no padding from my Ducati (his opinion). He told me if I didn't get rid of it or find a more comfortable seat I would end up like a lot of the old bicyclist.


    RNJ12

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    My son had a growth around his scrotum and had pain around it. He went to the Doctor who scared the $#$#$ out of him because he said in your age it is very possible you have testicle cancer. He had to wait to go to a specialist for about 3 weeks. You guys and girls can not picture what he and his wife and us where thinking. Thanks GOD he went and it is just a cyst, well they still have to exam what ever they take out. After that I went for my annual check up and talked to my doc. and he said that is not a professional behavior, he said thanks god your boy is strong and kept going on because other kits would do eventually stupid things.
    Thank's I'm done with my confessions for know.


    Sure glad God only gives us things he thinks we can handle. It's funny how bad news will bring a close family closer together.


    RNJ12