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    Quote from Bill Martin

    If Trump has a heart attack and dies and it winds up being a race between Hillary and Oprah I could see myself out campaigning for Oprah - besides who could beat her campaign slogan

    She's going to need a different line. Obama already beat her to the punch. .....and you get a free cell phone, and you get a free cell phone and you - wait, you already got one. Alright, you get another free cell phone, and you get another free cell phone.........

    Nobody gets outta here ALIVE

    The Cremated Husband


    Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home.
    Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table.
    Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him....

    You know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!"
    She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, "Remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"
    Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said, "Remember that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money!"
    Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "Remember that blow job I promised you?"

    "Well here it comes."

    Breaking news out of Washington DC. The DNC is fully backing OPRAH for president in 2020, but wanted to avoid the endless attack on her saying she has no political experience. To that end, today OPRAH has been hired as an agent in the IRS office. Having earned her billions makes her uniquely qualified to find tax cheaters.


    I can see it now. You show up at a fundraiser dinner and she looks over the crowd and says, "And you get an audit, and you get an audit, and you get an audit

    Nobody gets outta here ALIVE

    Well I guess everybody has been watching the all day coverage of the false missile attack alarm. Dunno what you guys think but it appears to me that all the alarm system does is allow you to crap on yourself and then get out of your house and

    ;(

    I might not be right but I can sure sound like it

    Quote from Bill Martin

    Well I guess everybody has been watching the all day coverage of the false missile attack alarm. Dunno what you guys think but it appears to me that all the alarm system does is allow you to crap on yourself and then get out of your house and

    ;(

    It amazes me how stupid people can be. So many saying they didn't know what to do. Getting in the bathtub with a mattress over you that should protect you from a nuclear blast.
    Will the birth rates be higher in 9 months?

    Quote from Bill Martin

    Well I guess everybody has been watching the all day coverage of the false missile attack alarm. Dunno what you guys think but it appears to me that all the alarm system does is allow you to crap on yourself and then get out of your house and

    ;(

    I was at our old house doing some last minute work getting ready for the painters when I heard of that warning.The neighbor's wife came over wearing just a bathrobe and came into the house. She dropped the robe to the ground and stood there fully naked in front of me. She looked me in the eyes and said she wanted me to make her feel like a women one last time before we all died. I said sure. So I took off all my clothes, picked up her robe and handed all the clothes to her and said "you can wash these and bring them back when they're ironed"

    Nobody gets outta here ALIVE

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    Soooooo......


    Bradley/Chelsea Manning was court marshaled, pled guilty to 10 charges, was convicted on 17 more, sentenced to serve 35 years in Leavenworth ...dishonorably discharged, and will never again be awarded even the most basic security clearance ......


    How does this history allow a person to even run for Senate ... and in the off chance they win be an effective member .......


    ....... bored-squared


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    :REDSS: The ghost of SLingshot past ......

    Not sure if it ever was - but in today’s environment there is no floor for ethical standards whatsoever. I would hope that her campaign would never get traction on the hope the public still has some kind of standard. Just think - if she is elected she can’t carry a gun due to felonies BUT she can vote on your right to possess one - HOW DOES THAT WORK?? ;(

    I might not be right but I can sure sound like it

    Quote from Bill Martin

    Not sure if it ever was - but in today’s environment there is no floor for ethical standards whatsoever. I would hope that her campaign would never get traction on the hope the public still has some kind of standard. Just think - if she is elected she can’t carry a gun due to felonies BUT she can vote on your right to possess one - HOW DOES THAT WORK?? ;(

    She'd give new meaning to the phrase: Do as I say, not as I denied.

    Nobody gets outta here ALIVE

    Subject: Our President A MUST READ
    ... FOR EVERYONE REGARDLESS OF YOUR POLITICAL PREFERRENCE



    Marshall Kamena is a registered democrat and was elected mayor of Livermore, CA.. He ran on the democratic ticket as he knew a Bay Area city would never vote for a republican. He is as conservative as they come. He wrote the following.



    Trump’s lack of decorum, dignity, and statesmanship


    My Leftist friends (as well as many ardent #NeverTrumpers) constantly ask me if I’m not bothered by Donald Trump’s lack of decorum. They ask if I don’t think his tweets are “beneath the dignity of the office.”


    Here’s my answer:


    We Right-thinking people have tried dignity. There could not have been a man of more quiet dignity than George W. Bush as he suffered the outrageous lies and politically motivated hatreds that undermined his presidency.


    We tried statesmanship. Could there be another human being on this earth who so desperately prized “collegiality” as John McCain?


    We tried propriety – has there been a nicer human being ever than Mitt Romney?


    And the results were always the same. This is because, while we were playing by the rules of dignity, collegiality and propriety, the Left has been, for the past 60 years, engaged in a knife fight where the only rules are those of Saul Alinsky and the Chicago mob.


    I don’t find anything “dignified,” “collegial” or “proper” about Barack Obama’s lying about what went down on the streets of Ferguson in order to ramp up racial hatreds because racial hatreds serve the Democratic Party. I don’t see anything “dignified” in lying about the deaths of four Americans in Benghazi and imprisoning an innocent filmmaker to cover your tracks. I don’t see anything “statesman-like” in weaponizing the IRS to be used to destroy your political opponents and any dissent. Yes, Obama was “articulate” and “polished” but in no way was he in the least bit “dignified,” “collegial” or “proper.”


    The Left has been engaged in a war against America since the rise of the Children of the ‘60s. To them, it has been an all-out war where nothing is held sacred and nothing is seen as beyond the pale.. It has been a war they’ve fought with violence, the threat of violence, demagoguery and lies from day one – the violent take-over of the universities – till today. The problem is that, through these years, the Left has been the only side fighting this war. While the Left has been taking a knife to anyone who stands in their way, the Right has continued to act with dignity, collegiality and propriety. With Donald Trump, this all has come to an end. Donald Trump is America ’s first wartime president in the Culture War.


    During wartime, things like “dignity” and “collegiality” simply aren’t the most essential qualities one looks for in their warriors. Ulysses Grant was a drunk whose behavior in peacetime might well have seen him drummed out of the Army for conduct unbecoming. Had Abraham Lincoln applied the peacetime rules of propriety and booted Grant, the Democrats might well still be holding their slaves today. Lincoln rightly recognized that, “I cannot spare this man. He fights.”


    General George Patton was vulgar-talking loud-mouth. In peacetime, this might have seen him stripped of rank. But, had Franklin Roosevelt applied the normal rules of decorum then, Hitler and the Socialists would barely be five decades into their thousand-year Reich.


    Trump is fighting. And what’s particularly delicious is that, like Patton standing over the battlefield as his tanks obliterated Rommel’s, he’s shouting, “You magnificent bastards, I read your book!”


    That is just the icing on the cake, but it’s wonderful to see that not only is Trump fighting, he’s defeating the Left using their own tactics. That book is Saul Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals – a book so essential to the Liberals’ war against America that it is and was the playbook for the entire Obama administration and the subject of Hillary Clinton’s senior thesis. It is a book of such pure evil, that, just as the rest of us would dedicate our book to those we most love or those to whom we are most indebted, Alinsky dedicated his book to Lucifer. [DGH—summary outline of Rules for Radicals follows this memo]


    Trump’s tweets may seem rash and unconsidered but, in reality, he is doing exactly what Alinsky suggested his followers do. First, instead of going after “the fake media” — and they are so fake that they have literally gotten every single significant story of the past 60 years not just wrong, but diametrically opposed to the truth, from the Tet Offensive to Benghazi, to what really happened on the streets of Ferguson, Missouri — Trump isolated CNN.. He made it personal.


    Then, just as Alinsky suggests, he employs ridicule which Alinsky described as “the most powerful weapon of all.”... Most importantly, Trump’s tweets have put CNN in an untenable and unwinnable position. ... They need to respond. This leaves them with only two choices. They can either “go high” (as Hillary would disingenuously declare of herself and the fake news would disingenuously report as the truth) and begin to honestly and accurately report the news or they can double-down on their usual tactics and hope to defeat Trump with twice their usual hysteria and demagoguery. The problem for CNN (et al.) with the former is that, if they were to start honestly reporting the news, that would be the end of the Democratic Party they serve.


    It is nothing but the incessant use of fake news (read: propaganda) that keeps the Left alive. Imagine, for example, if CNN had honestly and accurately reported then-candidate Barack Obama’s close ties to foreign terrorists (Rashid Khalidi), domestic terrorists (William Ayers), the mafia (Tony Rezko) or the true evils of his spiritual mentor, Jeremiah Wright’s church Imagine if they had honestly and accurately conveyed the evils of the Obama administration’s weaponizing of the IRS to be used against their political opponents or his running of guns to the Mexican cartels or the truth about the murder of Ambassador Christopher Stevens and the Obama administration’s cover-up.


    So, to my friends on the Left — and the #NeverTrumpers as well — do I wish we lived in a time when our president could be “collegial” and “dignified” and “proper”? Of course I do. These aren’t those times. This is war. And it’s a war that the Left has been fighting without opposition for the past 50 years. So, say anything you want about this president - I get it - he can be vulgar, he can be crude, he can be undignified at times. I don’t care. I can’t spare this man. He fights for America!

    I Have No more toys, just memories.... :/