Just a few miles from my house. So sad....

I got up today and asked Allison (my wife) if she wanted to go ride around a bit and see what some of the back roads around my house looked like. I am thankfully surrounded by over 2 miles of nice pasture land. But just past that there are some old country roads that I hadn't traveled in 30 years.

I did find out what to do with a boat and a female mannequin. You put it by the road and put a red hair wig on it and pose it like it's waving. Then put a mailbox on it.

And right down the road I found out what you do when the judge says to split everything 50/50 when you get that redneck divorce.

I couldn't make this up. 1/2 of this doublewide home is about 100 yards from the other 1/2.

This was so funny. Because as we went past the first 1/2 my wife said "isn't that 1/2 of a doublewide?" And within 100 yards I said "shit your not gonna belive this. There is the other half.."

This is about 5 miles via the road. However it's about 2 miles straight line. .

Where this was located neither one may have a working sh#tter indoors.......

Yea. I have to go back down that road again. I feel like I may have missed some other great pictures.